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sprookyloser:

Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

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lizziemcswagger:

getting an A in a science test

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jackblogguy:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit

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unamusedsloth:

He hurt his foot. [via]

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He hurt his foot. [via]

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salemanders:

thats how we do it in the hood


Not in my hood son


you saying, homie?

toodopetoexist:

lemoncamel:

salemanders:

thats how we do it in the hood

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Not in my hood son

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you saying, homie?

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rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

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  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

"Periods are a natural bodily function! Get over it!"

Yes, and as someone who has to deal with one once a month, I can attest to the fact that it’s a frankly disgusting bodily function and therefore I feel justified in saying that I would rather not hear you talk about your period any more than I would like to hear you discuss your diarrhea. 

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favourite part of the movie

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horrifish:

you can see her accent

"wot the fook is broonch"

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